its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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