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I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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