Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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