In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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