If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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