And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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