Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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