I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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