she looked like the before picture.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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