pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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