Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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