god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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