You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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