i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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