No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
