i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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