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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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