i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think I died a long time ago.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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