Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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