Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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