Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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