If i come over, it means nothing
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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