Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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