i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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