This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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