It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I need water and some morals
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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