I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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