WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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