ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
