don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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