I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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