whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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