I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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