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He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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