We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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