yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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