Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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