Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Randomize
