i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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You. Win. At. Life.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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