Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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