he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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