If i come over, it means nothing
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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