oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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