shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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