gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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