all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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