The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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