hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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