I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
farters have to be the big spoon...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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