I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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