So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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