I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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