Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
