I puked a lego.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
he puts the penis in happiness.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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