There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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